Ozzie Guillen Back on FOX

Ozzie will be back on FOX this year alongside Eric Karros, and Chris Rose doing World Series analysis. I have a better idea. Why don't they put a goose in a duffle bag, slam it against the ground a few times, then put a microphone up to the bag to hear what kind of noises will be comming out? I'm sorry. That was mean. I've been trying my best to avoid all that ridiculous Cubs/Sox hatred, but lets be honest here. Ozzie isn't exactly 'easy listening'. If it's any consolation, I wouldn't want Lou Piniella doing any analysis either. It's like listening to a late stage alzheimer's sufferer trying to remember how to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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