Ozzie for Stanton? DO IT...DO IT NOW!

There’s been some talk about Mike Stanton (Florida Marlins) being sent to the White Sox in exchange for Ozzie Guillen. Ozzie would, of course, assume the role of team manager. If Kenny Williams has any type of brain matter remaining in his skull, he NEEDS to do this. Mike Stanton is probably one of the top 2 or 3 prospects in all of baseball. He’s already proven he’s got what it takes in the major leagues. Money certainly won’t be an issue. Stanton isn’t even arbitration eligible for another year or two. I’m not going to go on and on about this. It’s as simple as this: You’re getting a top prospect. Your shedding salary by dumping Ozzie. Kenny and Ozzie already have had enough of each other so why wait?!? Ozzie LIVES IN MIAMI. Ozzie’s contract is up after the 2011 season and probably won’t be back anyways. I can’t think of a single reason for this to NOT happen. It’s as if the Marlins are saying to the White Sox, “OK, we’ll trade you this $100 dollar bill for your crinkled up $1 bill.” They must know something about Stanton that the rest of us don’t, to want to dump him off to the White Sox. Maybe he has fake legs and the lease is up on them this December? Perhaps he’s suffering from Benjamin Button’s disease? Yea that must be it. He’s only 20 and is THIS talented. He has GOT to be reverse aging. Never mind everything else I wrote earlier. Don’t do it White Sox! You don’t want a 7 year playing outfield for you some time down the road.

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