Sleep Easy Children

The Bulls decided to pick up the club options on Derrick Rose, Taj Gibson, and James Johnson for the 2011-2012 season. I know many of you were frantic about this, but fear not. JJ is here to save the day for at least the next two years. Word on the street is that the Bulls tried to schedule a one hour special on ESPN entitled "The Decision" to make this anouncement. Unfortunately, they were informed by the network some other ballooned-ego toolbag has already done this. The network also mentioned they would rather air a one hour special on using maggot therapy to treat eye infection, than make that mistake again.

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