Fukudome Is Bad At Baseball AND Life

Kosuke Fukudome apparently just purchased a $1.32 million condo off of Lake Shore Drive. Not too smart, dumb-ass. Apparently, you and your wife must be the only Cub fans in Chicago that don't know your team is desperately trying to rid you from this city. You see Kosuke, in American sports it goes like this...If you're awesome they want to keep you around, and if you play like, well...you, they try to get you the hell out of dodge. Do you understand now? So for future reference, to be clear, next time you are not wanted in a city, DO NOT purchase a home there. That's like buying a skateboard 2 days before you're going in for leg amputation surgery.

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